{"id":289,"date":"2025-07-22T12:18:03","date_gmt":"2025-07-22T12:18:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/abseditions.fr\/?post_type=product&#038;p=289"},"modified":"2025-07-22T12:19:47","modified_gmt":"2025-07-22T12:19:47","slug":"colossale-finesse","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/abseditions.fr\/?product=colossale-finesse","title":{"rendered":"Colossale finesse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>LE RAPPEL DES FAITS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A l\u2019arriv\u00e9e du printemps, Madame et Monsieur se livrent \u00e0 l\u2019incontournable nettoyage de leur piscine.<\/p>\n<p>Monsieur a le bon go\u00fbt de demeurer \u00e0 la surface, faisant mine de nettoyer la margelle. Quelques m\u00e8tres en contrebas, Madame transpire sang et eau, camp\u00e9e sur des jambes r\u00e9solument trop courtes. Ainsi \u00e9chou\u00e9e dans la partie la plus profonde de la piscine, elle r\u00e9cure et peste, donnant dans le ballet-brosse. Pugnace et volontaire, cette guerri\u00e8re des temps modernes est loin de se douter qu\u2019une fosse de plong\u00e9e, dans certains cas, peut aussi faire office de tombe<\/p>\n<p>Ses travaux d\u2019Hercule achev\u00e9s, Madame se pr\u00e9pare \u00e0 rejoindre le plancher des vaches afin de renouer avec la civilisation. C\u2019est \u00e0 ce moment pr\u00e9cis qu\u2019elle est en proie au plus vif regret, celui de ne pas avoir chauss\u00e9 les traditionnelles bottes en caoutchouc qui constituent la meilleure garantie d\u2019une remont\u00e9e r\u00e9ussie.<\/p>\n<p>Chacune de ses tentatives d\u2019ascension se soldant par le cuisant \u00e9chec d\u2019une glissade en arri\u00e8re, suivant son instinct naturel de ma\u00eetresse-femme, elle intime l\u2019ordre \u00e0 son mari de l\u2019assister dans sa d\u00e9marche.<\/p>\n<p>Ce dernier ne semblant pas entendre, elle passe de la menace \u00e0 la supplication mais rien n\u2019y fait\u00a0: l\u2019homme de sa vie a disparu.<\/p>\n<p>Bas sur l\u2019horizon, visiblement mal \u00e0 l\u2019aise, le soleil en rougit, se pr\u00e9parant, lui aussi, \u00e0 devoir passer une longue nuit solitaire.<\/p>\n<p><strong>PREMIERES CONCLUSIONS DE LA POLICE JUDICIAIRE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Les experts sont formels\u00a0: la mort de la victime serait \u00e0 l\u2019origine du d\u00e9c\u00e8s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>pi\u00e8ce de th\u00e9\u00e2tre pour 1 homme et 1 femme<\/p>\n<p>52 pages<\/p>\n<p>Format\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Broch\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>Date de parution\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 15\/07\/2025<\/p>\n<p>ISBN\u00a0 9782371441057<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":283,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[16,287],"product_tag":[24,288],"class_list":["post-289","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_cat-piece","product_cat-pierre-gutwirth","product_tag-piece","product_tag-pierre-gutwirth","first","instock","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-simple"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/abseditions.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/product\/289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/abseditions.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/abseditions.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abseditions.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=289"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abseditions.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/abseditions.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abseditions.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_brand&post=289"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abseditions.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_cat&post=289"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abseditions.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_tag&post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}